The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

dirty ass filthy pig

one who is not only dirty but who is extremely dirty

my former boss treats employees and customers extremely badly he is a dirty ass filthy pig

by bluebear August 16, 2025

Ass Cunt

The most mad cunt person you know that smashes cars like vaginas and bootz’s balls up your asshole.

“Asscnt Scored!!”
Mum, what’s an ass cunt?

by Chillin Ballz December 19, 2019

ass

A place where courageous do the nasty

Boy lets fuck Girl in the ass!

by Crash2048 April 20, 2018

Ass faggot

an ass fagot is the type of person you just wanna beat the fuck out

Hey did you see the boy that fell down the stairs?
yes he is an ass faggot

oh yeah

by Eternal Porn September 1, 2022

Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

Come at me you titty ass hands bitch

by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025