My Ian

Ian's are amazing, smart, kind, VERY HOT, will never let you down in any situation!! Will ALWAYS put a smile on your face no matter what! NO matter how far you are from your Ian NEVER let him go because he"s the best soul you will ever find in a boy!! He"s strong, will be the best father ever!, hard working! i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with my Ian! I love you! <3

Me- i love you My Ian!
Ian- i love you too!

by My Ian March 15, 2022

oh my grief

an expression used by this one dumb bitch this one time cuz she doesn't wanna take the Lord's name in vain.

stupid bitch: "11 business day hold? Oh my grief!"

by Kirby33 August 30, 2006

harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.

I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.

by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014

OWW MY FUCK

When you roll your foot too far forward and it hurts, this is what you scream.

Dylan stepped onto a branch and rolled his ankle, and so he screamed, "OWW MY FUCK!!"

by PiWizard April 27, 2017