If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

My friend Rachael

An amazing person that I may or may not have a crush on.

Me: Hey do you know my friend Rachael?
Other person: Who?

by Hunter Fudge January 22, 2021

Stan My Satan

Stan My Satan, often abbreviated as SMS, are a famous metal band made out of 4 members which are Peter Steele, Gerard Way, Corey Taylor and Chester Bennington.

“Did you go to Stan My Satan's concert?”
“Of course I did! It was so much fun!”

by arkeldopoli March 1, 2024

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.

“Dude my life sucks ass!”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

My 🌎

He is saying that everything he's ever done revolved around you, there is no comparison

I'm in love with you because you are my 🌎 every little thing I do I do for you muah xo xo

by The Wife#1 June 10, 2019