Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.
That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.
by MpAoRlCoO April 04, 2018
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mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading
"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"
by Dustin Ross May 15, 2007
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Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.
Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.
by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021
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Cool ass bitch

Chad: yo john whos ur new girl?
John: Lily
Chad: damn. Ur dating one cool ass bitch
John: ya ik
by Ignite_the_nite December 05, 2020
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Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)
"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"
by Choader Boater May 17, 2020
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My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming
It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起,我迷路了,请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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