Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.

If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.

Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.

Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!

Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

by Mike109999 February 16, 2022

we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

That isn't what we trained

THAT ISN'T EVEN WHAT STRICKLAND TRAINED! HE TRAINED SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY AND THEN WALKED IN THERE AND DID MY THING INSTEAD! REALLY GUYS! NOTHING FOR THAT, HUH?

"That isn't what we trained"

Hym "YOOOOOO! He trained something else entirely! That WASN'T HIS PLAN! WHOSE PLAN WAS IT, FUCK-FACE!? WHOSE FUCKING PLAN!? WAS IT THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!? WAS IT HYM!?"

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

We done with the 90s

A phrase said when talking about how the skill level in the nba back in the 90s and late 80s was very low compared to today, and how the dominant players had no competition since they were going up against plumbers.

Alvin: mj better than lebron
Jack: mj had no left hand and he played against plumbers and construction workers, WE DONE WITH THE 90S.

by krak1 March 31, 2024

This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.

Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

by Jeremistro July 15, 2019

We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

Wes

Wes is a term used to describe a bitch ass manager who thinks he’s hot shit when he hasn’t even been at a place of work for a year. He typically looks like a Mr. Beast knockoff and has a pedostache. He goes after individual employees because he is on a power trip, and claims that you’re being “disrespectful” or “giving him an attitude” when you’re simply responding to something he says. He cares more about work than he does about the employees talking shit about them behind their backs and even shit talking other managers behind their backs. He points to the ceiling when talking as if he has some great idea when he sounds like a clown ass bitch. He really needs to get his pussy checked by a gynecologist.

Bethany: God I can’t stand him, he is literally the worst manager ever!

Gertrude: He’s tryna pull a Wes lol

Bethany: OMG Gertrude, you’re so right! Hope he gets that pussy looked at soon. Clown bitch.

by Red_Velvet2022 February 19, 2025