Devils deli meat

The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight
by B-word January 11, 2024
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Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 11, 2024
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Devil's Lunchbox

A Devil's Lunchbox is when a man has sex with a girl and her mom
I just had a Devil's Lunchbox with that t.h.o.t and milf!
by Quinnin November 13, 2018
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Devil’s Pepperspray

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your japs-eye then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over a willing participants face.
Bro, I was trying to watch the game last night and the wife wouldn’t shut up, so I gave her a Devil’s Pepperspray
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.
The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024
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Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
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the devil's tounge

Michael: I totally swear to you guys, I'm sooo not gay!
Jason: Well that's the devil's tounge if I've ever seen it!
by D-Man Brandt November 09, 2006
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