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Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.
I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.
by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011
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super mega donkey bitch

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.
passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life
by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011
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Suggestment

A suggestion and a comment combined.

A more forceful suggestion that suggests you are in fact making a statement
"I have a suggestment. Maybe you should do something with that hair."
by Sherbombs October 6, 2011
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success boner

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.
Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012
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Sui Mish

A frantic scramble of a task or challenge in which the odds are severely against you. Sui Mish is derived from the words Suicide Mission.
Greg: " Hey Mark wana go take some of your Dad's booze?"
Mark:"Nah man he'll be home any minute it's too much of a sui mish.
by PabloSanzibar October 2, 2012
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SULOB

An acronym for "shrivelled up little old boy," referring to the appearance of a man's reproductive appendage following any kind of attack on his ego or masculinity.
Trevor: And then she told me that her ex used to tame lions whilst riding Harley Davidsons and solving world hunger.
Dave: SULOB?
Trevor: Yep.
by youmayknowme June 18, 2013
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Sultry Songs

A place for people to share seductive music.

Because there's nothing as sexy as sharing gorgeous music with someone, knowing every phrase, feeling that sweet sultry rhythm, knowing where they breathe...

You get the picture.
*sings some sensual songs*

"Oooooo, where'd you learn those sultry songs?" *melts*
by Çãⓥålяȳ September 18, 2013
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