thick as pig shit

1) Unteachable or untrainable

2) Cant see the obvious if it bit them on the arse

3) Someone who, by their very existence, are proof positive that information CANNOT be absorbed by osmossis. See THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS.

3) George W. Bush
George(W)Bush is as thick as pig shit.
by sociopath9 May 02, 2009
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putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
by Scoundrel August 11, 2004
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florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.
"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 03, 2008
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pig fucker

Of or relating to a group of people (preferibly ethinic groups)
look at that group of ethnics, they're such pig fuckers
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when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.
I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!
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that'll do pig

Phrase that means "that's good", "sufficient", "okay", "well done". From the movie "Babe" in one of the final scenes. After winning cheers and adoration from the crowd Babe sits down next to Hoggett whom says "That'll do pig, that'll do."
Someone tells you information you need and another responds, "That'll do pig."
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Pig Wound Fuck

An act to deter terrorism by capturing a terrorist, creating a wound and allowing the pig to penetrate the wound until he releases his seed.
There was a marked drop in terrorist activity when word got around that a band of vigilantes would pig wound fuck anyone caught involving themselves in terrorism.
by anonymousO12 February 22, 2011
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