the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

by Memo watkins November 21, 2016

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

Blood Sausage

noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.

"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."

by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017

Brown Sausage Casing

When a man reaches into his anus and pulls out his intestinal lining. He then inserts his penis into the “casing” and stimulates his penis.

Did you hear about John. He got hemorrhoids after using his brown sausage casing.

by Perphurdle October 31, 2020

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

sausage belly

someone who has a bit of belly or gut

Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025