kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

kicking dead whales down the beach by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008

kicking da chumpy 

Feeling great; in a groove; good things are happening

Wow, Martavius got a new job and girlfriend both in the same week. He's kicking da chumpy!

kicking da chumpy by Caroline Eicher January 6, 2015

sweet kicks 

nice shoes

You have sweet kicks - meaning you have nice shoes

sweet kicks by naxxx January 23, 2009

kicking ass

a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it

Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.

kicking ass by RayX September 15, 2005

kicker 

The detail (usually unpleasant) that changes everything.

The kicker was, Mephisto was supposed to get Faust's soul -- forever!

kicker by Octopod November 9, 2003

Kicked in the nuts 

One of the greatest shows ever created. It consists of a man wearing a fake orange afro kicking random people in the nuts.

(orange fro man runs up and kicks a guy in the nuts)

guy kicked: What are you doing?? Im calling the cops.
orange fro: Dude, no, dude don't call the cops, (points to the camera)......sir, youve just been kicked in the nuts.
guy kicked: oooooooh, I sure have! That was awesome, I've been kicked in the nuts!

Kicked in the nuts by martimer/marv June 7, 2005

kickpebble

A term to denote mild disappointment, embarrassment, or even just simple boredom in a text environment.

Taken from children's cartoons, where a character down on his luck or with nothing better to do might sigh and kick a pebble down the street.

AC: So how'd your date with the girl from Beijing go?

HMB: It was okay. She's really nice, and we went around and saw some cool places in the city. But she lives pretty far away so...

AC: Yeah, long distance relationships could be tough.

HMB: Yep.

AC:

HMB:

AC:

HMB (breaking the silence): *kickpebble*

kickpebble by HMB August 8, 2009