A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.
by HotKarlito August 18, 2008
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Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."
Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.
Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."
Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.
Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!
Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!
Purplepotamus: Yes it does!
Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?
Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!
(She storms off.)
Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!
Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!
Purplepotamus: Yes it does!
Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?
Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!
(She storms off.)
Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!
by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007
Get the FAPLAW mug.The day on which you fap. May also be spelled Fapjous Day.
A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
A play on Fraptious Day from the new Alice in Wonderland.
Carmin would wait until Sunday, which is after Saturday -- the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to masturbate. That way, she would be ready should the chance to have sex arise before then. Thus Carmin dubbed Sunday her Faptious Day.
by The Blanket Monster June 1, 2011
Get the Faptious Day mug.A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.
Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.
Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.
-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking
by Ghostroses July 30, 2009
Get the away fapping video mug.On September 31st, 2014, several Hollywood actresses' nude photos were put on 4chan's /b/ board. The ensuing amount of material made for a great Labor Day weekend.
by Neuromanticore September 1, 2014
Get the The Fappening mug.by williamissifriggincool September 19, 2011
Get the FAPU mug.A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.
Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.
Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.
Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...
by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013
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