Baby Jellies

The male sperm

Dude! Your Baby Jellies are all over the freakin blanket.

I'm going to slime your face with my baby jellies......

by Rainneli January 23, 2011

baby blast

to ejaculate your seamen a.k.a man jelly

"yo dude last night i was with this chick and right when i was about to baby blast i pulled out to make her think i came, she turned her head, and POW! i baby blasted all over her face!

by allikis britton June 28, 2009

baby crib

a scrotum, ball sack, etc.

dont kick me in the fucking baby crib.

by moustache man and his trusty. October 9, 2009

Dink Baby

When anybody doesn't want to participate with the rest of the group or jams out of an obligation at the last minute

Scott: Hey Andrea do you want to go for drinks after work?

Andrea: No I am tired
Scott: Don't be such a dink baby!

by Mrssmitty17 March 21, 2017

Baby daddy

General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.

"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.

by AH73 February 21, 2014

Sunshine baby

a baby born before a family experienced loss such as a miscarriage, still birth, or any other early childhood death.

My first born is my sunshine baby, he came into this world perfectly. My second child, my rainbow baby, came after many heartbreaking miscarriages.

by Jjah4 February 1, 2017

Baby boomer

Someone from the age of 55-75 who grew up with everything handed to them on a silver platter by the previous generation and try to take credit for it. A lot of these people seem to have a victim complex because even though they had an amazing economy and low cost of living they think they had it the hardest. They think the only reason why later generations cant afford to live is because they spend all their money on avocado toast and not that they crippled the economy. These people are very entitled and seem to think the world owes them something. While being the most entitled of any generation they seem to think that millennials are entitled for wanting to be able to afford to live. They feel like they are free to insult anyone but nobody can insult them because of "respect your elders" even though they dont respect anyone, again entitlement.

Millennial: bro I dont know how I'm gonna pay for rent this month, I only earn 30k a year even with a bachelors degree

Baby boomer: YOU KIDS NOWADAYS ARE SO ENTITLED BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO DRINK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE SNOWFLAKES

by Red0rWhite September 1, 2020