Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends

"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"

by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Granola-bar

A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.

C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021

Bars

When someone says something that’s an undeniably awesome insult and it compares to a hip hop diss track level of insult (like spitting awesome rap bars)

Aren: My mom was a referee at a basketball game and a chicken walked across the court...why would it do that?

Me: Because the chicken heard the ref was b***ing fouls

Random person: Bars

by KellsBells814 August 25, 2019

barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024

Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.

-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"

by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016

Bars

Synonym for relatable/“I feel that”/“real”. Pretty much something that is so relatable you could write a song about it. Originating from songs with emotional lyrics that connect to you deeply.

Person 1- “Dude, why do I feel like bad things always happen to good people?”

Person 2- “That’s bars, man.”

by Pineapple89 February 25, 2024