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Youtube Shortsifed

When a trend that comes from TikTok gets ruined by Youtube Shorts by making the trend worse and cringier.

Notable examples include:

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Person 1: MY FAVORITE FANDOM GOT YOUTUBE SHORTSIFED!! NOOOOOOO

Person 2: womp womp 💀

Person 1: are you fucking serious rn
by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024
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Youchan

When sandworms get stuck up your ass and you can't figure out how to get them out.
Hey man, I got a bad Youchan today and I need y our help removing it.
by Don69420 March 14, 2024
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YouTube Shorts

What all the kids who aren't allowed to use TikTok use (typically under the age of 13) .
Kid 1: YouTube Shorts or TikTok?
Kid 2: YouTube Shorts definitely.
Kid 1: Agreed.
by the real jq April 28, 2024
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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YouTube Vermin

Hym "It is kind of fun being a content guy... I'm kind of like a YouTube vermin. I mean, I also literally created A.I. and am better than everyone and if you added up all of the money I've generated it would be worth more than YouTube's entire net worth... But aisde from that, I'm like you! Except better... Better in every way!"
by Hym Iam July 1, 2024
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service’

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 19, 2024
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Youtube

A platform on which people post videos in two forms. Short form and long form.
Legitimoose posts the best content on Youtube.
by Prygin November 29, 2024
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