meat banana

Definition for male genitalia, the penis.

E.g: "I had a banana this morning... a meat banana!" referring to an earlier practised blowjob.

by Madge66 December 27, 2007

meat sheets

The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature

i pounded the meat sheets last night

by fulton89 January 19, 2006

meat lumps

Basically they are boobs, tits, or breastises.

Why are you always touching my meat lumps?

by puko March 17, 2008

Meat Fest

a holiday on january 29th invented by a group of geniuses, when all types of animal are deep fried and consumed

we ate all kinds of animals on meat fest

by Dennis Zerega November 22, 2005

meat head

Someone who works out at the gym,beats up freshman,plays football, and drinks beer every single day of their highschool lives. They like to eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade.
Years later when they are out of school, they will have kids who they will beat up because of them striking out in a little league baseball game. They will still eat stuff that is alive and drink gatorade. Then their wives will divorce them. They will still be your head football coach that you know never did well in their lives before.

What a fucking meat head.

by slob696969 May 13, 2006

meat curtains

Not only a term used for a vagina, but also a very useful business term. It is the most elegant way of describing this final process of wrapping-up a project or job. Using this term will most definitely get you that key to the corporate washroom...you go topdog!

We only have a few hours left people. Let's slap the meat curtains on this project already! I have a six-pack of Colt 45s and a $2 hooker waiting for me at home and my Viagra is starting to wear-off.

by TimTheEnchanter October 7, 2006

Beat the Meat

After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.

He shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.

by <insert> October 2, 2004