Wet Clown

When you shoot your wad on the face of your signifcant other; causing her to have the appearence of a clown's runny white makeup after being soaked with a bucket of water.

"Man I gave my girlfriend a wet clown last night, she was none too happy."

by BOOTY MCGEE July 6, 2008

Wet Willy

Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum

Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

wet willy

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear

a wet willy does not involve a finger

by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005

wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

by DjPD9 December 17, 2010

wet trout

a fishermans term-to smack a person with a fresh trout for being an idiot! - add boiled lemon for extra zing!

fred said he caught a trout THAT big - so i gave him a wet trout!

by geroscifi69 May 13, 2010

Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006

wet shoes

to have wet shoes is to be inebriated on a drug or alcohol; to get your shoes wet is to get high

"Dude, I got my shoes so wet last night."
"My shoes were soaked the other day."
wet shoes wet shoes high fucked up

by zacharycain February 9, 2009