Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”
by Purple drink October 29, 2021
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i.e backwoods
i.e backwoods
by 722moe January 13, 2023
Get the Woods mug.The shittiest grammar school in orpington. The teachers just want u to get good grades and don’t care abt nth else.
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
The windows literally have locks to stop people jumping out and half the teachers r racist or pedophiles.
The year 7’s think they’re hard, the year 9’s are insufferable and a certain year 13 is the biggest fucking snitch and we all hate her.
The uniform is even worse with it only being alright in 10 and 11 despite the girls determination to get their skirts higher than their Fanny’s and obsession with vapes.
Half the six formers are weird lesbo art kids or Asian stalkers and the rest are olaves rejects who think they’re hard.
But hey, at least we’re not as bad as Darrick wood, just please stop dying your hair bright red. It looks horrible
Darrick kid 1: oi fam what are those red green and black tings innit
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
Darrick kid 2: they’re from newstead wood innit fam
Darrick kid 1: shit fam better hide the red hair dye and vapes
by Fuck this school xoxo March 3, 2024
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