ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

Glit Ring

When a dude gets his ass clit pierced

"That chick wants to tug on my glit ring", "Let's go get our glits pierced" , "My glit ring's infected"

by MeatCooler February 9, 2010

the devil's dirty ring

When your butthole itches so frequently and with such irritation that it burns as though the devil is sprinkling his own black cracked pepper in your asshole.

man I've been wearing the same boxers for 4 days, I got the devil's dirty ring!

by Kitty=^^= October 6, 2021

rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Ring tone

the colour of a females arsehole

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025