Texas Slurpee

when a homosexual commits the act of sucking the cum out of another mans asshole....with a straw

" hey jim, heres that texas slurpee you were asking for!"

by bigfoot228 January 13, 2009

Texas Corncob

the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.

hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob

by TONYGILLIGAN May 16, 2011

Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it

after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it

by jim November 24, 2003

Texas

A state filled with a bunch of retarded fucktard faggots.

"Hey, want to go to Texas?"

"No, it's a state filled with a bunch of retarted fucktard faggots"

by Joey Schick September 8, 2009

Texas

A fat shaved vagina

Jack: "Oh shit my girlfriend has a texas!"
Moe: "Ew."

by Lexi :D April 23, 2010

texas cheese curl

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!

I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

by Adam the ass goblin November 13, 2007

Big Texas

To fart/rip ass in someone elses mouth.

To expel internal gas through the anus into another's mouth.

A good prank to pull on a sleeping friend or enemy.

"Drew, if you don't shut the help up I'm gonna give you a big texas."

by Box of Tic Tacs December 9, 2007