doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 30, 2003

fucking cunt

Peach in "Mario Power Tennis"

When Peach missed a shot in "Mario Power Tennis", Nick replied with "Fucking Cunt!"

by Skeeball McCracken December 27, 2004

cunt-punt

kickin the bitch in the pussy

Just give her a cunt-punt

by Wiggles January 9, 2005

Cunt Badger

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.

Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...

by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005

Cunt Custard

Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.

"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"

by Jake Reed March 1, 2006

cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient

If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.

by WHUNoah January 23, 2009

bald cunt

a hairless vagg

bald-hairless cunt-pussy.

Oh please tell me you have a bald cunt!

by KRISTENNN! April 26, 2008