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texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014
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Coconut Surprise

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.
Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!
by McFetus February 21, 2015
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Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015
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sphincter surprise

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday
by VintageCorn April 24, 2015
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Sundae Surprise

The sexual act, in order, where one ejaculates on their own penis, sticks it in their partner's ass and gets it covered in poop, and then stick the whole thing in his girl's vagina when she is on her period. each forming the ice cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on top, respectively. The girl will then suck it all off, including his nuts, since no sundae is complete without nuts.
Did you hear what happened to Adam? He and Jamie tried a Sundae Surprise, now she has a UTI and he has shitdick.
by When_the_Hymen_Breaks May 5, 2015
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 29, 2015
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crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015
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