waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv

Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!

by Shitting with the door open January 4, 2024

Easter Show

PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS R THERE

idk what to put here but pigggggggggggggggggggggs easter show

by DJEYBCJ April 7, 2022

Show me your bankai

When a bleach fan wants to the see the genitals of another person

James: hey carl show me your bankai dude
Carl: sure
*takes of pants and shows his penis*

by Zəd October 12, 2023

Mexican Show and Tell

When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.

Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.

by GringoSeisNueve September 22, 2021

And it shows

it's obvious; it is easy to see.

My brother is trying very hard to impress that girl and it shows.

by kykyl August 6, 2021

The Mrs Johnson Show

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.

“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”

by ACTethx September 26, 2020