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Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
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Ring culture

A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).

In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023
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Ring of fire

When Dante is in the shower and Blake grant urinates on him while he is cleansing himself.
After the game Dante was taking a shower and Blake grant performs the ring of fire.
by Blakeybones January 14, 2018
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Lego Ring

The lead single to Faye Webster's new album idfkoc abt the name cuz holky gyatt this song SUCKS
I want a lego ring... i want it hurt my finger~
by GmodMagician March 9, 2024
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Ring Fucker

The act of having sexual actions with someone’s spouse/partner.
James- “Hunter is a ring fucker”.
Nate- “What did he do”?
James- “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 2 years”.
by Amos/Jjquillen13 August 2, 2020
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Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.
I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!
by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022
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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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