ring stinger

When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.

I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.

by Javqu July 31, 2019

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

Ring tone

the colour of a females arsehole

Lauren please change your Ring tone, I don't like the colour!

by Scott_sporto the 1st August 8, 2025

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

Mr. Ring

Someone who cheated on me with a BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman.

That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Ring off

An engaged girl showing ring finger to jealous people

Laura- omg that ring is so ugly
Alaina- ring off

by Ariana Grande’s fangirl <3 September 16, 2021

Ho rings

Ghetto hoop earrings. The bigger the ring, the more loose the girl is.

Damn that girl has some big ho rings

by dlfl March 5, 2022