Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.

by carpitect October 16, 2018

Pic-Pirate

To pass off someone else’s photo as your own

Hey! You didn’t take that photo of Brad Pitt, I did! You pic-pirate!

It’s not my original photo; I pic-pirated it!

by fantazmyk October 31, 2018

Angry pirate

When a male and female are having sex and he ejaculates in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She then will be walking around going arrrrghhh

Last night my man made me an angry pirate

by HorseGlue February 25, 2019

Pirate sauce

A mixture of diarrhea men and women come finely grated to we’re it’s just liquid

Jerry and Molly were thirsty so they made some pirate sauce

by Yummy mommy December 26, 2018

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme

This song is used to display excessive levels of madladdery. It represents all the aspects of being a madlad. This can also be used when someone is doing something very dangerous but looks incredibly like a madlad. Instead of calling for help in this situation, you play the Pirates of The Caribbean Theme

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy! He's surfing on a tsunami!
Person 2: Shit, someone play the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme!

by 3numbers January 5, 2019

Lung Pirate

A cigarette, smoke or ciggy.

Oi, sling us a Lung Pirate would ya?

by Timothy Balton July 5, 2018

Pirating

The act of illegally downloading a piece of media (usually games) from the internet for free, when the media costs money. This does not include getting gifts from someone.

Alexandra: Dude, I want Fallout 4 sooooo bad, but I'm fucking broke.
Chelsea: Just pirate it, I'll send you a link.
Alexandra: Pirating?

Chelsea: Basically getting stuff for free without paying for it.

by Almapie July 27, 2018