Penis Coolata

A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)

I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.

by peniscoolataluva96 May 5, 2011

ghetto penis

A penis that is dirty and crooked

Harrison Kerchner has a ghetto penis .

by Ghetto penis May 4, 2018

Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.

"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."

by Dathom September 24, 2023

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020

a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle June 3, 2016

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020