the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High
by bogart March 9, 2005
Get the dirty johnmug. by Doom November 28, 2003
Get the John Maddenmug. A verb for convincing someone to do something they really don't want to do, but afterward you not only convince them, they really like you too.
by William February 26, 2004
Get the john boymug. A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.
Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)
The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.
by HornySexLover October 26, 2007
Get the John Howardmug. 1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.
3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.
Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
by BromistaComico April 13, 2010
Get the John Santosmug. When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to come and you grab her by the neck and whisper in her ear “one click of the mouse papas in the house”and you both instantly cum.
by Sodiepops February 21, 2018
Get the The papa Johnmug. A pizza chain that's in slow decline, mostly from its retarded owner who doesn't understand how much have other pizza chains improved, such as Dominoes and Pizza Hut.
Johns Schnatter: Why is my business failing?
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
Everyone: Mostly because you became a jerk to your own brand. Papa Johns would improve without you.
by senthurmanz November 3, 2017
Get the Papa Johnsmug.