Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

dad

..........not here

no dad

by 56536 December 11, 2023

Dad roulette

You and your friends mix your cum together and inject it into a (consenting) woman. whenever the baby is born get a dna test done and whoever is the dad wins.

Yo you tryna play a game of dad roulette?

by Watch "cool as ice" December 18, 2020

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

Dads

Day after drinking shits

man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.

by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020