ICE YOUR MUFFIN

A Muffin is a girls vagina. If it is iced, her man shoots his cum on her muffin.

I want to ice your muffin baby.

by Windtnl December 18, 2012

daddy muffin

The hotttest stud mufffin aliveee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sings the best reggeaton songs and can make you dance..
No lie, best person ever.
ACERE, DALE

daddy muffin danced the night away.

by mama tifflaidys September 25, 2007

Blueberry slut muffin

A girl who displays whorish behavior.

Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!

by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010

Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.

Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."

by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017

chocolate chip muffin

Jesus in your mouth

Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*

by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011

strawberry muffin bomb

The extremely adverse effects of womanhood that result in emotional devastation to all those surrounding. Much like an atomic bomb, but slightly more frightening. Targets anyone who does not share the problem. Occurs frequently and can be prepared for by boarding up windows and removing all sharp objects. You should also avoid doing anything aggravating to a victim of SMB. && resembles strawberries.

Stupid man victim: Can you pass the salt?

Ticking SMB: Am I fucking here to serve you, you lazy bastard!!! Do you know the fuckin pain I am in you dumb fucking fuck!!! Do you really love me!!!!! And were you lying when you said these pants didn't make me look fat!!?!

*tick,tick,tick*

Stupid man victim: Uhh um shit. Sorry? Salt , bad, got it?? I love you? ummmmm..... is it that time of the....

*BOOM*

Stupid man victim dies tragic death far too horrific to describe. Strawberry muffin bomb strikes again!!!

by smbvictims February 18, 2008

muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.

Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.

by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011