mud

a bond that’s thicker than blood, unbreakable

that’s my mud fr, we’ve been through everything together

by träpstxr May 5, 2023

East Carolina Mud Slider

This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.

Dude I was mad at my girlfriend so I did a East Carolina Mud Slider in her bathroom.

by Dad Herpies April 18, 2016

F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

Mud Nutt

(n) When a man makes love to the grave of a lost lover in the rain, he is getting his mud nutt.

I.e. Saltburn funeral scene

Man 1: I’m supposed to visit my late wife tomorrow, but I’m afraid it’s going to rain.
Man 2: What!?! That’s good news! Bring some towels… you’re about to get your first mud nutt!!

I’m going to my late lovers grave because I gotta get that mud nutt.

by ShhhlyKat January 7, 2024

Mud Bunny

When a girl (usually white) likes going into the mud and drinking Twisted Teas.

That girl is wrestling around in the mud, she must be a mud bunny!

by Zootyz April 24, 2024