Jordan

Crazy motherfucker. Posted up 24/7 in the kratom fort. They call him the horse in the field

1: Jordans in the field again in his kratom fort.
2: As expected.

by WEADSMOKERR January 7, 2022

Jordan

A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.

Whose that absolutely god tier dude on the hover board over there? Oh that’s Jordan

by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022

Jordan

Is probably a Gemini

Girl that’s Jordan he so fineee

by YoJordan! January 9, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a weeb who enjoys Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Who the fuck even eats Salt and Vinegar chips these days?

“That jordan does… such a weeb”

by JoeyyTribbiani January 10, 2022

Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies

Siuuu,that's a Jordan

by Siuu guy January 13, 2022

Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS

Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now

by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022

Jordan

A mark who believes everything he sees in the internet

Jordan’s a fucking mark

by Dictionarytrust January 21, 2022