Swizzle Jacked

Jacked out of proportion. Normally used slang for a massive cock.

1.Bill is swizzle jacked like a nigger coming back from the convenience store with a forty and a bag of weed.

2. All the ladies know how swizzle jacked Bill is.

by Swizzle Jacked August 28, 2009

jack dat

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW

* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*

by lettelover, August 5, 2008

Jack and Dez

A very in love couple. Dez is a very short girl who loves her boyfriend Jack with all she's got.She has a dog named Sparky . She loves Jack so much that when he's absent from school, her whole day is upside down and she can't wait to see him next. Jack feels the same way about Dez. He loves her with everything he's got, more than Dez realizes. They shall one day spawn billions and billions of babies who will rise to take over the world.

Person 1: "did you see that cute couple?"

Person 2: "yeah bro they are such a Jack and Dez"

by SparkyTheDog December 31, 2012

Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016

jack the spack

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man

Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks

by Jack the spack April 25, 2017

Jack pussy

A guy who acts like a girl

Tell that Jack pussy to find his balls and man up.

by Breath39 October 5, 2016

palate jack

When you release a load onto recipient’s tongue (palate), thus completing the act of palate jacking.

Met your dad at a bar, gave him a good old palate jack.

by Jackmaster3001 March 8, 2023