When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.
When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.
When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.
Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!
by Sallycat July 6, 2023

they think they are the shit, and so does everyone else. Some one probably has a fan account on them on social media, just on how amazing they are
by Ash 123 May 28, 2019

A big tough shit. One that you really have to use your anal muscles to push out after eating a big meal the night before. And it hurts like hell when you push it out. It is sort of like a variation of constipation.
by Smelly big jimmy August 28, 2018

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

by Lil hades August 14, 2022

Someone that is beloved by his friends but never fully understood. But he fucks his friends girlfriends whose name starts with e. All around great guy.
by Datboytdog April 6, 2019
