he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
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Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
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A dog, usually a Chihuahua or an Italian Greyhound in either a gimp suit or in some sort of bondage attire, that is brought out of a cage and placed in front of an unsuspecting victim for the sole purpose of humping the victims leg until completion.
“Bring out the humperdink.”
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