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hell fucking no 

When you're too angry to say no or hell no, the building rage inside you comes out as "HELL FUCKING NO!"
Dad: Son, we're moving away from all of your best friends and hometown. I know we've lived here for 14 years and know everybody, but sorry. We're moving.

Son: OH HELL FUCKING NO!
hell fucking no by MeGusta7 May 23, 2012
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Perpetual Fucking Machine 

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.
"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

some fucking

Buy some already.
Buy some fucking mugs, tshirts, and magnets.

-Urban Dictionary
some fucking by S_Laughter April 5, 2010

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous 

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.
I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.
Fan'Fucking'Tabulous by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

Oh Fucking Hey 

What mean guys say when they're about to jock.
Oh fucking heyyy dude, ready to drop a duce on these retards?
Oh Fucking Hey by ii epic426 ii September 29, 2010

Flash fucking 

As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.
Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.
Flash fucking by Emmanuelle Undine November 26, 2010