douchebaggery 

the act of being a douche bag

Man #1: Man dude, Jon is really moving in on my chick.
Man #2: Yeah he does that a lot. I'm getting sick of his douchebaggery.

douchebaggery by thedaverocks January 15, 2008

Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.

Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe

Schrödinger's Douchebag by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021

douchebaggery 

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noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.

The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.

OR

The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.

douchebaggery by crazyted September 4, 2008

douchebag

A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!

I just got raped by a douchebag!

Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!

douchebag by Kasscendra February 2, 2009

doucebag 

Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."

I hate that guy. What a doucebag!

doucebag by trashsweeper November 27, 2011

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.

"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."

Schrödinger's Douchebag by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021

Douchebagism

The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.

you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!

Douchebagism by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009