dad

people make jokes about this person leaving to get the milk and it's probably true.

dad:bye son I'm leaving u
kid:NOOOOO

by Sir soapington February 11, 2024

Dad

G. O. N. E.

Student: How do you spell dad
Teacher: G. O. N. E.

by 69MaNigga69 October 15, 2019

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021

Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

dad kisser

A fully grown man who still kisses their dad on the lips. Dad kissers are the type of people who get cucked by better men

Tom Walsh is a Dad kisser

by Shezalinco October 25, 2022

dad

A person or father figure who went to get milk but didn't come back

My dad is in florida

by went to get milk December 1, 2022