Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Dad

The man who let you grow up without a man in your life and now you owe your first heartbreak to him

A friend: where is your dad?
Me: he left when i was little, my dad never came back.

by Kooliogg March 31, 2019

dad

someone who leaves you for porn hub

my dad left me for porn

by this scrodum April 3, 2019

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

dad

gone

dad is dead

by suck me ass cunt April 15, 2019

Dad

A fucking noob FA player.
Probably known as BewareofDAD

BewareofDAD

by BewareofDAD April 15, 2019