Clocked

Someone that does something stupidly

What is this rayhan guy doing. Hes so clocked

by Instilix December 7, 2025

Chook

A nickname, much like pookie but significantly better. You use this for only your best friends. Some people may think they're a chook, but they're not. They're really just a snook. Or even a bookalair.

"Howdy chook! I've missed you all these days!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009

Wizards-cloak

-A loose woman
-An easy fuck

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"

by Blackbrain December 14, 2009

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011