With Chinese Characteristics

Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.

Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.

by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023

hood chimes

After trash day when the neighbors garbage blows around the street and gets wrapped up on an object and when the wind blows it makes noise.

hey, look in the tree, another trash bag hanging there making noise, those dem hood chimes.

by Lil bigjoe January 11, 2024

Fluer chiles

Fluer- A wet flannel who drinks bloody Marie’s on Mondays and loves the sesh to much

What a shit Monday what do you reckon we do. Let’s just do a Fluer Chiles and roll

by Incognitobenito November 20, 2023

Federico Chiesa

Professional footballer for Juventus. Also known as: Daddy Chiesa, Fede Chiesa, Chiesa, and Fede.
Original founder of the Spaghetti Mafia.
If your partner does NOT know Federico Chiesa, break up immediately.

Marco: Did you see the Federoco Chiesa goal today, Mel?

Mel: No, babe, I didn't. Who even is Federico Chiesa?

Marco: I want to break up!

by SekouMaraismydaddy March 7, 2024

Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.

“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”

by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024