no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play on “no cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.

“no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”

by guttagelfling December 13, 2020

Cap

A lie or a joke.

Chad: "Yo, your girlfriend gave Kyle a BJ"

Jake: "Cap!"

by Average South Park Enjoy April 6, 2023

sideways cap

Hardcore anal. That makes a gooey substance.

I’m ready I’m wearing my sideways cap

by ##lolol October 18, 2017

Sno Cap

The act in which someone ejaculates in your beard giving the snowy effect

Bro 1: Yo, rough night last night?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, how did you notice
Bro 1: I see that sno cap

by teck deck June 23, 2019

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

Dahi Cap Konek

Directly translated into English as 'Penis stamped forehead', it is a phrase use to describe women who jump in and out of relationships that lasts a short duration or have many exes and sexual encounters.

Jennifer Lopez is what we Malays call “dahi cap konek”. Kalau tak ada jantan tak boleh hidup. - asonofapeach

by sambalbelacanbasi May 26, 2021

Red Cap

People who follow Donald Trump religiously. It comes from the “Make America Great Again” MAGA hats that they always wear.

Yeah, his dad is definitely a red cap. I wonder who he voted for in 2020.

by pot8os September 11, 2022