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ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far
"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."
ass crack of the bed by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008
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low crack 

An ass crack that literally starts an inch or less above the anal cavity.
Evelyn is a low cracked byotch.
low crack by mpf123 March 17, 2009

Cardiff Crack 

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.
Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.
Cardiff Crack by JDENIC February 9, 2014

titty crack

You know... cleavage.
That woman has 5 inches of titty crack showing! A bra might do her a favor. You should not show up at work with all that titty crack showing. Seriously.
titty crack by distancedrea March 29, 2015

German crack 

Drugs available at German grocery stores.
Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.
German crack by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

Coffee crack 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Coffee crack by Equal crack October 2, 2016