Couchalating

Went you did nothing all day but still want to sound productive.

Friend: You're so lazy you did nothing today

You: What do you mean I was Couchalating

by Poiny February 20, 2024

couchsleuth

With recent advances in technology, ordinary people, with no relevant education, training or experience, can now feel like they are solving crimes from their phones on their couches.

Through perseverance, delusion, and a fals sense of competence and grandiosity, Nicole has become one of the most tenacious couchsleuths of the 21st-Century as she has solves crime from her phone on her couch.

by JTSpicoli April 18, 2024

Couchrator

A vibrating couch. Makes men want to cum.

Ethan: “Why is the couch vibrating?”
Me: “Oh that’s a couchrator”
Ethan: *Cums*

by ThatOnePersonWhoLikesPersons April 26, 2024

Couchtop

A genre of games similar to tabletop, but doesn't actually require a table. Simpler to play than a tabletop game.

Fiasco is a couchtop game.

by DrNanite June 21, 2024

Couchsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to couches and likes to fuck the couchussy.

Person 1: "Did you hear Oskar is couchsexal?"

Person 2: "What's couchsexual?"

Person 1: "Someone who likes to fuck couches in between the cushions"

by Whozthiz June 21, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Couchgramming

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

Examples
“I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening couchgramming and now it’s midnight.”

“Q : Are you still working / what are you doing ?

A : Nothing , just couchgramming “

by pthouse March 7, 2025