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base whack

A poser or loser that has fungal infection of the genital areas.
Dude you're such a base whack.

She's a total base whack.
by Pseudonymousleme August 3, 2016
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Baseball

is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!
by sebadbitch August 3, 2016
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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BASE

To show respect or love for someone.

Respecting someone’s action, or choice.

As to have a solid foundation of respect and integrity for something, or someone.

When a person holds the door, you may reply, “BASE”

The word may also be said as an admiration of respectful love to someone close.

When referring to a friend, you may say, “he BASE”

BASE can also be used to wish someone (of importance to you) goodbye, and/or to greet someone (of importance to you). You would not use “BASE” when referring to strangers.

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Enlightening – to give (someone) spiritual knowledge or insight. To give (someone) greater knowledge and understanding about a subject or situation.
“He’s base”

“She’s base”

“I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for my base” (when referring to a person, or group of people)

“He won’t leave me hanging, he’s base”

“Don’t lie to me, be base”
by Mr. Chalepah September 14, 2016
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Based

When you are like Abel Dejene.
Abel is based as fuck.
by BasedGud November 22, 2016
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Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !
by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017
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baseball

"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."
by marhe March 8, 2017
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