Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

honey-blend

Threesome with one's current girlfriend and ex-girlfriend

I've heard Jim actually got honey-blend last weekend.

by Pafka December 31, 2021

Jaylen Bland

If you happen to have one of these people , hold on and enjoy them while you can . They will feel like the best thing that has ever happened to you , but it will feel like total shit whenever they leave . while your with them you might think , they won't ever leave me , but trust me they will . Don't hold on so tightly , trying to save you the trouble . But overall their a pretty good amazing person , and is very impactful . :) - niyah5kid

I love you Jaylen Bland but I hate you at the same time :)

by Niyahpooh March 25, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022