ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Ham

The over-flowage of your stomach. Some like to call it a muffin top or a foopa. Black people tend to have this.

Curtis Jenkins owns a ham

by edwin pilego March 3, 2011

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

Ham-Anon

A support group for folks who bet right at Poker but still don't ever win.

After 83 straight days of losing at Poker Handsome Ham joined Ham-Anon to share support stories with others that don't know why they keep losing. .

by WC_WEB July 1, 2020

Ham

A slang term for cat, specifically one who is thicc and chonky.

Person 1: look at that thicc ass ham
Person 2: thats a cat?
Person 1: nah thats a HAM.

by ThatStupidLittleDevil May 22, 2020