alabama rainforest

when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.

colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.

by alabamerrainforester August 06, 2022

Alabama Skyhawk

when the male farts inside a females vagina and proceeds to have intercourse with it

damn I was with that girl Taylor and I accidentally Alabama Skyhawks with her

by Spookyboo14 November 25, 2022

Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 03, 2021

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 14, 2017

Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby April 01, 2022

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 06, 2021