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Adam Holtzman

This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.
by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021
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Pull a Scott Adam's

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.

One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.
"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"
by Why God, Why February 19, 2024
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Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.
by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021
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Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
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Adam

him
Who's that?
adam.
by ilrhanakokun October 21, 2020
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Adalaide Adams

A strange a funny creature that can make anyone smile and go crazy at the same time. This creature can sing too... so watch out world
My favourite songs are by that creature Adalaide Adams
by Mr.Googlebot3008 November 26, 2020
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Adam

Adam is a bad looking guy is very wet and cant take a joke everyone will try and get on his nerves and it works because he is a little baby inside although he never does anything wrong apart from cry when he gets given a hard maths question he will also try make you look like an idiot but extremely rarely succeeds
Adam is very bent
by He is so bent July 18, 2019
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