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Salad

Sam was not looking that Salad today.
They were being so salad!
by Eatsthetic September 30, 2020
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Fresh salad

Where you take a hit of a joint or blunt with ur ass and have somone else suck it back out
Dude i gave that girl fresh salad last night
by Ass_eaters_anonymous May 22, 2018
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sausage salad

The act of tossing someones salad while multiple sausages spit their salty juices over you.
Mark: Matt is it raining outside?

Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.

Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
by Jonnyblaze1982 July 31, 2016
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Egg Salad Sandwich

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.
Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!
by Flip-Flop November 13, 2022
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salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
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Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).
I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.
by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022
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Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
by JReverend September 14, 2023
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