greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009

putting lipstick on a pig

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.

"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."

by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008

pig fucker

Of or relating to a group of people (preferibly ethinic groups)

look at that group of ethnics, they're such pig fuckers

by C-bomb October 14, 2003

when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.

I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

that'll do pig

Phrase that means "that's good", "sufficient", "okay", "well done". From the movie "Babe" in one of the final scenes. After winning cheers and adoration from the crowd Babe sits down next to Hoggett whom says "That'll do pig, that'll do."

Someone tells you information you need and another responds, "That'll do pig."

by missjaimegale August 23, 2011

Pig Wound Fuck

An act to deter terrorism by capturing a terrorist, creating a wound and allowing the pig to penetrate the wound until he releases his seed.

There was a marked drop in terrorist activity when word got around that a band of vigilantes would pig wound fuck anyone caught involving themselves in terrorism.

by anonymousO12 March 9, 2011